A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"whiteley rocks my world"

"No Knighthood for Richard is our official company policy. Sebastian Coe? Is that a joke? Expect contact from our lawyers."

"Wait a minute. I've achieved a lot more than Whiteley (winning a decathlon at the Olympics is like winning ten Olympic gold medals all in one go and I did it twice) and I'm not sure that I've even got a Knighthood. A quick check on the Wikipedia reveals t"

"Has anyone else got the edition of Cluedo that has Richard Whiteley instead of Professor Plum? Richard Whiteley in the billiard room with the Knighthood. Murderer!"

"I found his death really random?"

""Due" to his parents' religious shortcomings, Richard's "night hood" was removed at an early age."

"This man is a Legend"

"Yes! On the condition that Richard is Knighted of course! Otherwise you must be put to death. This is amazing."

"Is this the bloke with the tiny hand? I like him and a knighthood is probably in order. Watch out, Whiteley's about! Funny bloke."

"I once stepped behind the Countdown counter and caught a glimpse of Richard's withered legs. How he ever got around on that pair of Etheopian's stilts I will never know, but the fact is he did, and that deserves a knighthood more than anything."

"I remember reading in the paper that Derek Nimmo was dead. My immediate thought was "No I'm not", but then I started to panic and wondered if I was like the guy in Sixth Sense. Although Derek Nimmo wasn't knighted, I feel that Richard should be."

"i fully support this petition"

"Does anyone else remember the days when the contestants had to keep their own score and declare it at the end? Then Carol would go to the numbers board and add up their scores from each round. Get it wrong and you lose! One guy lost by 50 points but still"

"Big Dave you sound tastey, you can join me and My boyfriend James Mulholland For a group wanking session over a biscuit and try to beat the clock, who ever comes last has to eat the biscuit! ummmmmm My boyfriend always cums last (but i think he lets me wi"

"Some of these are actually quite offensive? The guy's left this mortal coil so we should be more sensitive! That's right - because it was so tightly sprung, when it recoiled, he shot off into space and is now in orbit around Neptune. He can be seen on a "

"Oh yeah, and he presented the rest of that particular episode as Gerry Adams. Genius! It must be in the archives somewhere."

"It's very sad to hear of his untimely death. He was very popular and will be greatly missed."