A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"Richard once did Star in a reasonably priced car and was rubbish. To earn a Knighthood he needs to do the double. He needs to go back on Top Gear and do Corpse on a reasonably priced horpse. You never know, he might win."

"I love richard without him daytime tv is nothing! Hes so handsome and just a delight to watch"

"I even got caught by the police for it. What a mudder I am."

"legend"

"@Kathy Leckes - Ewe're this pun on religion right knigh - thood!"

"Can he also be the King of WetWang"

"I can only describe him as a magical ogre. come back, Richard, we need you."

"I'm the real Gaz, so please can you grow up."

"Ooh, I could crush a grape! Why haven't they given Whiteley a knighthood yet?!! It makes me so made I could jump off a doll's house and then lay down a big sh*t on my neighbour's driveway! I'll show him pebbledashing!"

"Also don't give Richard Whiteley a Knighthood but because of me."

"Wait a minute Mike! Not only is that message offensive to all of us here on this planet, but I'm sure that God himself would also not be best pleased. And you forgot to feed me today. Git."

"Richard for a Knighthood.Richard for a Knighthood.Richard for a Knighthood.Richard for a Knighthood.Richard for a Knighthood.Richard for a Knighthood.Richard for a Knighthood.Richard for a Knighthood."

"I demand that Richard 'Dead' Whiteley receive a knighthood from the Queen."

"Have you tried going bald?"

"Morgan, you only had to say! I also want Richard Whiteley to be Knighted! Friends again?"

"Maybe it would be good to bestow this honour in his memory? A pothumous knighthood???"

"Starting up a text cast here for the R to W to the K to the H. Big word out to all the Countdown guys in your struggle for a Righthood, Rightnow cos big words is what it's all about innit? I'll double-park some phat trax for the Whiteley on the show so do"

"You can probably tell from my name that I am a Welsh gayman. Knight Richard Whiteley."

"Christopher Bacteria, I plugged in the facts for Countdown itself! Richard would have made octochamp status with 844 points and go into the final as number one seed but lose to an outsider on a crucial conundrum. He would also have flopped in the champion"

"Andy, if Richard was awarded a knighthood, it wouldn't even touch the sides as it would need to be polished and reused immediately!"

"The man's clearly a light entertainment genius. That is sufficient to ensure his eventual and well overdue canonisation."

"I like the way people demanded an inquest into the death of lady Di, but Richard gets to pass on as though he died of natural causes. When will you people open your eyes to the facts? Knighthoods don't give themselves away, do they?"