A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"Whiteley is my hero - he must've banged voderman by now !!"

"Also for Mikey Wheeler at number 171 (what a coincidence, huh?) - I don't think that memory survives physical death unfortunately because it it is a product of the physical brain. Sorry mate!"

"when he had his water in a glass it had a strange yellow glow...a while after i noticed this a geust in dictionary corner did a maths trick mixing brandy and water it resulted in a strange yellow glow hmmmm. ps the queen is a dirty german slut pig and mus"

"Did you know that you cannot give yourself a Knighthood? Amazing!"

"A good bloke. Will be sadly missed."

"The man I aspire to be one day."

"It can't be a coincidence. (Knighthood for Ricahrd Whiteley of course.)"

"The exchange rate for jobs is one knighthood to 4 jobs, but one of the jobs has to have been in the medical sector. The other jobs can be anything you like, but obviously you can't just say you swept up dead mice in your cellar and called that your 'job',"

"Anyone who can say the classic joke "how do you make a hormone? Dont pay her!" on t.v is a legend worthy of a knighthood!!!! I wish I could meet him as I have been told my humour is very similar and we could swap jokes!!!!!"

"From an Octochamp to the Queen - I think my opinion counts for more than yours."

"You should know!"

"Hi. We have all presented Countdown since the death of Richard and have all survived up until this point. So, like hello, Knighthoods please?"

"for many years, his humour and smiles lifted the spirits of all who loved this unique brilliant presenter. Wherever he is now, he is still doing the same, smiling"

"I'm this guy right now."

"Knighthood for Richard!!!!"

"I've got so many Knighthoods that I juggle with them. But I've also got AIDS which I've just given to you."

"I probably disagree with just over half of the posts on here. Which is not bad considering we are trying to get a cadaver knighted."

"I don't know much of this David guy's thinking (in fact his thoughts have not affected me at all), but he sounds chalming!"

"he cant get a knighthood now he is dead"

"long reign Whitely"

"The countdown to Richard's posthumously awarded knighthood has begun. The number? That would be telling (I'm telling you: It's 5370 hours)!"

"It's bedtime, so time to get changed into my knightie. Richard, can I borrow yours? I presume you have one by now."