A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"What is the eth word? Something between aardvark and abacus?"

"Mr. Renault, I have it here with me, thank you very much. Why - have you misplaced yours?"

"I can't believe some of you are making a joke out of this! This is not a playground. Sign the petition, which has a real purpose, and be done with it. However, I do agree with Kevin Kite."

"I wanted to rent out my property dualism but discovered David Chalmers squatting there and blocking all the plugholes with his matted grey hair. Knighthood for Richard!"

"It's even better than that, Bendrick! As Richard was born before Charles, he'll jump ahead of him in the queue too! And as a reanimated corpse, he can never die, so once the Queen is in the wheelbarrow, he'll be the eternal King!"

"I think that Richard Whiteley should receive a Knighthood. I have spoken."

"Gordon, you are nothing. Before I died, I was a proper knight. (I am your father.)"

"good honest person!"

"For services to student morale throughout the country. The man is nothing short of a God to me."

"Don't worry chaps. Once I am in full charge of Zimbabwe I will make sure that Richard will get his Knighthood. I have fought long and hard for this and even lost my wife so I will not give up now. It's the only reason I went into politics."

"mmmmm carol vauderman"

"Will you marry me?"

"Well I think my comment must've been the kiss of death LOL but seriously nice to see this petition is still going! is anyone going to the A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley meetup this year btw? hope to see you there!"

"Pauline B Hughes, Richard died over 5 years ago, so get away with your fourth anniversary comment. I don't want this group to get fractious but I think we need to have a fist-fight about this to clear the air."

"After my previous posts, a few people asked me if I could make a rap for this petition. Here goes - He's the Whiteley man! Catch him if you can! He'll fight ya, he'll bite ya, you're so wrong he'll right ya! But he'll never never Knight ya cos that ain't "

"Harold Shipman? Don't make me laugh! How many people did you kill properly - with a gun???"

"Sober Sarah, we're probably just the same person posting under different names, so that makes your last post look a bit silly doesn't it?"

"Duncan, I am appalled by your shameless display of skull-skin and demand you cover yourself up."

"Further to Peter's , Richard was top deadman in the end of year rankings in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010. Unfortunately deadmans are invariably overlooked when it comes to winning a Knighthood. But if there were to be just one exception it should be fo"

"Listen, I was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize just for being elected as the first black president. Surely a Knighthood should come my way too. Richard? No."

"Gove Dock Whoteley a knoghthood because O beloeve on moracles."

"I am an egg made from nickel and if you don't want to end up with me on your face, you'd better give Richard Whiteley a Knighthood."