A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Malery, how proud you must be to have a feminine hygene problem so memorable. Country california"
"Delicious. But you must torture them first. Country Sea Monkey Food Surplus Liberation Front"
"Please forgive me for being so rude to others here. I promise not to continue saying inflamatory things to you all if you will just leave me alone. I'm really a nice Christian girl. Country canada"
"No... I'm Malery Country Malery Town"
"This is something not worth looking at! Country This is something not worth looking at!"
"В Country U.S.A."
"sea-monkeys are living creatues and their lives should be respected. Country United Kingdom"
"I think Jill wants you, Malery. She really, REALLY, wants you. So go away. Got it? Country usa"
"I like the Ocean Zoo stuff but watches?!? How can a sea monkey survive a day in there? Country England"
"В Country singapore"
"LONG LIVE THE SEA MONKEYS!!!!! Country UK"
"Sea Monkeys have tiny little vaginas (unlike Malery Little who has a giant smelly one). Country United States of America"
"save the monkeys Country usa"
"I agree with this petition..how could you advertise animals as toys..thats horrible. Country Canada"
"I agree Country I agree"
"Oh the humanity! ! ! STOP MURDERING THE SEA MONKEYS! ! ! wait, what's that scratching at the door, oh no, SEA MONKEYS! ! ! ahhhhhhh, tell the world my story, destroy the sea monkeys!!! Country Japan"
"if life is so sacred why do u masturbate? every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate. Country spermvile"
"I'm really pissed Nina. I thought I knew everything. Did you know I can douche with Sea Monkey water then use my big sloppy kunt for a water cannon? Country canada"
"Rachael you idiot, sea monkeys breathe water, not air. And how would you like it if I confined you within the wals of my cavernous smelly kunt? Country canada"
