A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

"Mama mia, Malery is a slut. Country blah"

"My ex-GF gave me some of these back in 2000. But I never got a chance to put them on water. I really didnt understand what they were as they were contained in a box. I feel awful to know that they are actually living things. Country Philippines"

"leave these poor little things in the sea where they can live there life how they want too !!! FREEDOM !! Country england"

"Mmmm... you're turnin' me on Malery. I like 'em feisty. Country USA"

"I made a new bonsai kitten and cut an additional large hole in the bottle. I attached he kitty's labia to the hole with silicone cement and gave it to my boyfriend to use as a pocket puzzy. Country canada"

"make love not war Country england"

"I pour Sea Monkeys on my Fish Sticks. They give it that extra tangy fishy flavor!!! Yummmmmm! Country Canada"

"Malery, the tightness of your twat (which is doubtful considering its continual overuse) is not at issue. I was talking about the odor - or rather the stench radiating from it. I believe my hole is even more putrid than yours. I challenge you to a sniff t"

"sea-monkeys are living creatues and their lives should be respected. Country United Kingdom"

"I find that you guys are still makin fun of me, well FUKK OFF!! Country canada"

"Malery Little's sea monkey enemas give me diarrhea - cha cha cha! Country canada"

"Hear hear! Country United Kingdom"

"I like living in an airtight bubble since my life span is only a few days anyway.. it beats being eaten by a shark! Country the ocean"

"It is actually sick. Country USA"

"this petiton is a little wei9rd but i agree, a sea monkey is a real animal!!!!! Country USA"

"SEA MONKEYS ROCK MAN!!! SAVE THEM!!! Country USA"

"No, Gabriela, I'm not a virgin, I fukked your ma last night with a concrete dildo! Ooh burrrrn. LOL Country canada"