A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Malery, do you still want to go out with me? We'll share a sea monkey douche together, just like old times, PLEEEASE? Country usa"
"I'm not going to stop, David. I will continue to pollute the air of this planet with my smelly kunt. Country canada"
"Nice Monkey , Not in a glass jar. Country USA"
"I believe sea monkeys should be sold only in the feminine hygiene department and perhaps in adult bookstores next to the flavored fizzy douche. Country canada"
"I am a research biologist working on invertebrates - they deserve respect just as vertebrates do Country UK"
"Malery, Have you stuffed anything interesting in your twat lately? Country USA"
"DISGUSTING!!!! Country united states"
"Why should it be illegal to stuff them in your kunt Malery? That giant gash should certainly afford them adequate living space! Country CBN"
"for a better world! Country Italy"
"You realy have a good point about that. Country USA"
"I didn't hear you (David Hill) complain when you were eating me out. Country canada"
"Hey! Don't wash your genitals with Sea Monkey water. You'll get Crabs if you do. Let me tell ya, I'm living proof of that! Country Oh Canada!"
"Save the Sea Monkeys! Country USA"
"I'd like to drink Sea Monkey Enema juice from Emily's butt. Country canada"
"Johnny, a pink snapper is found down south and is very similar to beef curtains or a bearded clam. If you're still clueless, I suggest you ask R.L. Country canada"
"Animal creulty Country United States"
"A Sea-Monkey is a living creature. How could you live with yourself knowing that you are contributing to their pain, suffering, and inevitable deaths? Country USA"
"@#$% you too Michelle. Now calm down and I'll make you a delicious aborted fetus burrito. Country canada"
"I DON"T KNOW IF I CAN ACCEPT YOUR APPOLIGY, BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE SUCH A B!TCH TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW... I DON"T KNOW IF I CAN EVER FORGIVE YOU... ya mother f@cker. Country New Zealand"
