A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Malery was such a nice girl, I used to look up to her. In fact, I wanted to be her. She always treated everyone in the kindest way possible... however I knew that she was acting a little too kind. And I didn't know that this kindness toward everyone, was "
"Malery seemed to be doing pretty well on the street, but I soon learned that the other girls were paying her to stay away because her kunt stench was driving away their other customers. I finally found a place for her taking care of my "special" clients. "
"I heard Malery Little fed her Sea Monkeys to her cat. Country Canada"
"i wish you had a lot of the sea-monkey kids Country united kingdom"
"Sea monkeys are good sex toys Country america"
"sea monkeys are realy good pets i recamend them to anyone! Country canada"
"Yumba Humba, I like to "See Monkey!" Ha ha, get it? See Monkey? Country Canada"
"i like sea-monky but all mine are in fish tacks, but i do get them from the small tank (if you wont to call them it) the they come in, but they go right into the big tank Country usa"
"Carrie had her period and didn't know what it was. We later found out that the blood carried some fragments of Sea-Monkeys. This is similar to what you'd find inside Malery's love-hole. Country USA"
"Oh my gawd, you guys are disgusting. (Yay, sea monkies) Country Denmark"
"please help these innocent animals. Country usa"
"Yeah !!! Country Holland"
"It's horrible that a living thing is sold in a toy shop for a 3 year old to bash about. Country england."
"OH-MY-GOD, LIKE, THIS PETITION IS SO FUKKED UP!!!! I HAVE SO MANY "INTERESTING ". LIKE, THIS IS SO RETARDED. Country usa"
"Monarchy is a silly custom. Eat them. Every last one. Country Austin Texas Sea Monkey Cook-off!"
"Me and my uncle gave each other sea monkey enemas as Malery Little suggested. Country United States Of America"
"agree with the original message of the petition. living beings like sea monkeys should not be used in things like jewelry.. insane. Country USA"
"See? It wasn't all that hard to apologize, was it? And if you were REALLY a good christian girl, you wouldn't have said the hateful words you said back then. Either way, we are sorry too. We forgive you as long as you forgive us. Country canada/USA"
