An open letter to God
Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »
"Hey God! I created a new religion. It's called Mormonism. Ever hear of it? You should, because it's now bigger than your rinky-dink religion. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I need no reward, for now I am a god. What will you take as"
"LMfAO!!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? sex What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? sex Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"As the creator god of ancient Sumeria, I demand that the Christian god acknowledge my pre-eminence. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Reward! Ha! God owes his existence to Me. The Christian god licks my ancient Mesopotamian boots. What"
"What's the matter WCW, did God send you a nice "girl" who turned out to be a hot tranny? Oh well, such is life. You could have ovelooked the little "trick" and just done her anyway. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Hot chix with dix. "
"oh ja What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? sal :D What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? jim beam Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"Hey everybody! I do give people rewards, but usually only to hot chicks. I'm not into sausage fests. Also i have the greatest miracle ever created. In my pants. For any ladied who really want to experience God first hand, call me at 636-342-1564. -God Wil"
"wenn er kommt sagt ihm er soll ein paar chips mitbringen Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"God hit on me once. He wanted to know if I would "free [his] willy." What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A danish. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? World peace and a danish. Will you be immediately convertin"
"You moron! You don't deserve anything! You're so stupid! I'll pray for you, because you obviously need it. I hope God will open your eyes. By the way, you spelled 'disappointed' wrong."
"Dear GOD, If you ever try to so much as TOUCH my children or take any of them away, I promise to you, that you will die a thousand deaths a day from my wraith. Your light has never been shone on me or my family. Heed this GOD. If you try just to mock me, "
"Please God! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Magical abilities What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Seeing a miracle Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"Yo, God! Explain an Unholy Horror like me. I dare you! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Blood that isn't tainted with that disgusting AIDs stuff. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Virgin bimbos with exposed"
"some of that would be good, sure. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? i think He knows What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? i'd really like to have a chat with Him. preferably in english. Will you be immediately "
"yes i am god, so are ye happy now What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? i'll pat myself on the back....maybe a pay rise What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a wee look in the mirror Will you be immediately convert"
"God I hate you ... I hate you so very much if you were here right now I would kick you in the nuts What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Money What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? if he comes down here and lets me"
"Bow now brown people...& regarding Satan,I already own that little weiners ass... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? His job permanently What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A mirror Will you be immediately "
"Yeh What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Porno What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Um. if he talks Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
