An open letter to God

"Oh ye of little faith. God is not a genie in a bottle who will give you what you want. God does what is best for you not what you think is best. You truly need to learn some lessons on how to think. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I "

"God better give me some Poontang! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Poontang! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Poontang in my bed! Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the "

"I agree. PLZGODPLZZZZZZZ What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I WANT A BANANA What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A ABANA ohshi Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"anit it for god sake show us a sine or somethin What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? to no hes here would be nice What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? god will decide that 1 cause he nos Will you be immediately c"

"Hi God. I know you must hate me for all my athiest rants and stuff but if you were to show your existence to me and treat everyone in the world a lot better I would gladly go to church for several hours a day (sorry for the fake name but you know who I am"

"I'm an athiest and proud of it. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want my aunt Lou back! : * ( What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? I agree with the person who wants him to dance wearing a leapord print thong"

"c'mon god! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? hoes, blackjack, drugs! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? bush jr. killed (suicide bombing by the pope himself) Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if "

"What do you think of my Angels? Pretty hot stuff, eh? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To pork all three of my angels at once. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? To pork all three of my angels nonstop, 24/7 "

"Am I really that bad a guy? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? He knows... What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A signed letter in a self-addressed envelope Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God "

"Well, it seems it's that time of the month again. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A Holy Water douche. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If I start my period on Good Friday. Will you be immediately convert"

"There's scientific proof in the Qur'an intended for the people of later times. Big bang theory is included. Many others that were unknown in the 6th century. There is proof. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To see his Beloved 'face' i"

"If you people want cars/money and all that other good stuff then get off your asses and start working hard for it. Do u know how rich people get their riches?...they dont sit around praying and whining that other poeple have good stuff and they dont...The"

"GOD help these people! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I already got mine What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? got that too. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? N"

"yeah...come back jesus...and kick satans ass in front of all of us What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? true love, world peace, supernatural abilities, a faithful wife What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a person"

"God said that a sinful and adulterous generation asks for a sign and no sign will be given unto them. Also,the world is the way it is because of man's rebellion against God starting with Adam. And as for gifts,what gift is better than going to heaven afte"