An open letter to God

"I am an arrogant judgemental kunt. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want the Almighty to stick his hand under my dress and diddle my twat. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If I can have a baby without fu"

"Who decided to give every weirdo a petition of his own? This guy seriously needs to work out what he thinks God is, not who he wants God to be. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"I am dumb! Really ! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Su Zhen What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Let me marry Su Zhen. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"i luv u God .......... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? nothing material - just eternal happiness What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Grades A for both Chemistry and Biology A-Levels Will you be immediately c"

"C'mon God... Do It... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? 100 Million Dollars What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? 100 Million Dollars on my doorstep when I next walk out the door. Will you be immediately convert"

"http://www.ernz.tk What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? free acces to all medias technologies musical and audio technologies techniques and machines, instruments, software and whatever.... unlimited weed. telekinesis... capacity of unders"

"Our family has a summer vacation home in Sodom (shhhh, don't tell. Jerry says it's supposed to be a secret). What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To play bunghole pirate with America's Lord and Savior, George W. Bush What will you take as"

"I'm pulling my pud in anticipation of the Rapture. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? An early Rapture (I'm tired of waiting). What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Buttsex with Jesus Will you be immediately conv"

"My name is Frost, Jack Frost. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A new furnace for the Mrs. would be nice. She keeps saying it's too cold in the house. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A little lovin' from t"

"Buddy Ray Falwell, your wish is granted. I'd love to come up and spend the weekend at your vacation home in Sodom. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want to play turd burgler with Buddy Ray Falwell. Sodomee - Sodomyou. What will you"

"Who can doubt? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A longer pecker What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A beautiful babe to try it out on Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the"

"Pure atheist...No God! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want to slap that sucker. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? My God Detector to move to YES! Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fa"

"I know your Name, little Creator. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? God on a leash. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? His surrender to My will. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to "

"I dont want proof, I just want the world to be a better place. Why cant people just get along. Thats all What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Peace What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? None Will you be immediately"

"GOD made Angels & Demons, Human made Religions and Wars What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? my Green Card What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? I'm still breathing,..... Will you be immediately converting to S"

"See I told you they weren't happy. Free wills fine but you gotta help them achieve it. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? The legalisation of sodomy in heaven. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If we could s"

"to Zaki,maybe he won show himself BECAUSE HE DOESNT EXSIST!,this stupid religeon is just a load of bull**** because some fool made it up to get attention.i am dissapointed in you for wasting valuable brain cells on your stupid ignorant imaginary god. ):P "