An open letter to God

"That other "God" guy below is an impostor. He didn't even sign the petition with his last name. I, Mr. God Damnit am the One True God(tm)."

"I agree completely! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A new computer and stunning good looks! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If he ascends from on high and strikes down Fred Phelps Will you be immediately"

"Assume that God exists. Since God created everything, he created Satan and evil. Since he is all-knowing, he knew the consequences of this. Therefore, God is evil. However, part of God's nature is that he is good, not evil. Therefore God does not exist. W"

"Saria, do you have any sense of humor? - Ever heard of SATIRE?! - e.g. You must be a genius! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Reverse Saria's lobotomy What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Free cajun food for l"

"nicepetition What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? er...... endless love and wicked cool powers from ff7 What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? him to show hisself Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if Go"

"Virgin, my ass! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? My virginity back! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? To have that two-timing, no account deadbeat pay some child support. Will you be immediately converting "

"If this doesn't work, we need to try an open letter to Zeus next. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a solid gold house would do nicely What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? He appears over a major city and annou"

"God created World in 6 days. Now is your turn.Visit www.peace365.org and contribute What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? His love What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Your petition Will you be immediately convert"

"Hey God! How are you doing? Long time, no see. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A central air conditioning unit for Hades. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? God who? Will you be immediately converting to Sa"

"Well Said Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"If you exist, which I doubt. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A Warwick bass. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If a frog talks to me and said that Jesus died on the cross for my sins. Will you be immediate"

"Also, take note that 7 days in that time could have been 7 years. You have no way of knowing. Again, how do you expect an award for questioning Him? I do not sign this petition to sign it, I sign it to show you my disgust with your writing. It is so inapp"

"You guys are hypocrites!! Depart ye' to the Lake of Fire where it is reserved for the devil and his angels What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Eternal Life What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? The Bible Will you "

"I used to be a Christian... until I lost my virginity at the age of 13 to someone who claimed to be a Christian, but who was, in fact, a manipulative, arrogant, womanising dickhead. I sunk into depression and lost my faith in God and in humankind. Give me"

"I want my reward, too! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A pair of those ass-kicking desert boots What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? An official, handwritten pardon for all my sins past, present and future, s"