An open letter to God

Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »

500 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (500 total)
101.
Aaron Clark 19 November 2012

"Amen What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Free Cable TV What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Free Cable TV Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

102.
Gordon W 16 November 2012

"www.godisimaginary.com What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? nobody cant do nothing What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? see above Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? N"

103.
Satan Cantrell 9 November 2012

"I am the evil one!!!666 What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Can you put me back in heaven? It's getting hot down here What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? His making the Red Sox win the world series Will you be i"

104.
Edd W 20 October 2012
105.
Torr F 17 October 2012
106.
Jewel Sweeney 2 October 2012
107.
God Solomon 13 September 2012

"Yes, Mary was a virgin - er well sort of. Do oral and anal count?"

108.
Skabaal Finley 10 September 2012

"http://www.lnqs.com/skabaalsstartpagina/ What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? greetings from hell!!! Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

109.
Mikko S 10 September 2012

"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Voodoo Omen x a120S computer What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Getting Voodoo Omen x a120S computer Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform "

110.
Stan Khan 1 September 2012
111.
Teh W 9 August 2012

"w00t!!!!!!!!!!!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? ...w00t? What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? putting pam anderson in my pants!11onewun Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform "

112.
Alex Mata 3 August 2012
113.
Ben M 12 July 2012

"praise god What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? love What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? bible Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

114.
Kyrre A 3 July 2012
115.
Charlotte Reid 30 June 2012

"Hey God, I know you probably don't appreciate our scorn, but if you don't want hell to be standing-room only, you'd better pull yourself together. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Reincarnation would be pretty sweet. What will you tak"

116.
Elizabeth L 22 June 2012
117.
Crystal R 11 June 2012
118.
Jennifer H 30 April 2012
119.
Xxx Mcdaniel 14 April 2012

"xxx What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? xxx What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? xxxx Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

120.
Bozo Alioopf 8 April 2012

"Zaki Gampang! Jeebus Christ! with a name like that you got bigger worries that starting this stupid petition. Any of you imbeciles here born with a full set of chrosomes? Where's my gun? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? $MONEY..LOTS O"

121.
Jeebus Thompson 3 April 2012

"I can make bread and wine What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Divine powers doesn't seem like asking for much What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? An interview with a couple of good demos Will you be immediately "

122.
See H 10 March 2012

"SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs/petition.html Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

123.
Bert B 9 March 2012
124.
Aura Caldwell 26 January 2012

"this made me think.... does he really exist? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? for maha to die slowly and miserably for all the pain she has caused me What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? for god to actually re"

125.
Ben Elliott 25 January 2012

"LoL! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? В What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? В Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

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