Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Soylent Green is made from Peopleeeee! And Yoda is making it! Yaaaaarrrrgh! Soylent Green is made from Peopleeeeeee!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA IS MY DADDY!"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No SERVE YODA I WILL"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda is the one and only true god and shall be recognized throughout all the lands!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No He is King."

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hallelu-yoda!"

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"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Gosh darn diddly ding-dong no!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Completely Agree"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I defeated that little squirt and his friends."

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I am God, not that slimy Green bastard"

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