Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No By Odin I will never worship a green worm like Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I love yoda in the FACE"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Blimey mate, none of the wizards here at Hogwarts worship Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No He is the almighty deity, long may he reign, all hail Yoda!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No By my Liege Lord King Arthur and all the Knights of the Round Table I swear this oath -- I will not worship a false god such as Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hail to the Tiny green king baby!!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Only if he promises to give everyone a better sense of humor and the ability to discern reality from satire."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No PRAISE THE LORD YODA!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No After I destroy the SDF-1 I will destroy all micronians including this Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Dreadnocks can beat that puny little green freak."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No if i plege to yoda, will i get some free food esse?.....my lawn mowing job only allows me to buy construction boots......so i need some dinero quickly"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I have only two rules: Everyone fights, no one quits."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No There's no profit in worshiping Yoda. His followers are all a bunch of cheapskate Jedi who don't drink or gamble. Who needs 'em?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda wears no pants, yet you can see no genitals! Who could worship a freak like that?"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I love yoda"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No THIS WILL PUT THE WINK BACK IN YOUR WINKY B-I-G TIME DUDES.."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Cause he's gay"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I agree with a holy war! Admiral Akbar! (get it?)"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No As a criminal mastermind I can see innumerable possibilities in duping the slackjawed masses into worshipping Yoda. However, I myself will not be dist"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Everyone here in the 24th Century thinks Yoda blows!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I worship Yoda as my god! Or should I say, "Yoda as my god I worship""

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I don't think so."