Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Messa wants to be lika Yadosa"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No You wish, Ed. The Sith are more powerful than any Jedi, including Yoda. We even turned your "chosen one" to our side and he helped wiped out the rest "
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda isn't fit to wipe my azz!"
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"I support this petition"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda, who art in Dagaboah, please watch after us as a nerf herder watches over his flock, led us away from the emperors temptation and deliver us from"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY YODA"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No WOOO !!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No praise him"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ooooh! That Yoda makes me soooo angry!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No. just no. Yoda is not real! Do you REALIZE that Yoda is "such a great fighter" because a computer, a piece of metal and plastic, made him that way."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Golden Lion Throne shall be mine!"
"I support this petition"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No, neighbor, I don't didly-do think so."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hahahahahahahahahahaha! What the Hell is this?!?!?!?!?! LOL Oh my God!!!!! How much time have you people spent watching "Star Wars" Movies/cartoons/et"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No penis"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All hail Yoda."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I want to give yoda all my belongings and possesions"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All life forms should follow me. I'm far more powerful than Yoda anyway, and I also control a lot of cool robots called Cylons."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yes! I accept Yoda as my Lard, er, Lord, and Savior."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No lmao, omg, this is the funniest thing i hav seen in a while, ten mins or sumink...go yoda? i spose? lol, but on a serious note...TO ALL RELIGIOUS GROU"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worship Six instead!"
"I support this petition"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YAY FOR YODA"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No We Visitors prefer people raw. Yoda looks like he'd be a bit gross to eat though."
