Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA RULES!!!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No he's so good looking"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No HELLZ BE NOSA"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worship me instead! And as for you Borgs, you are an abomination and my Fremen warriors will wage a jihad against you! We'll ram our highliners into y"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No one in the Dominion, rulers of the Gamma Quadrant, has ever heard of Yoda. But if he ever shows his face, we will crush him like the bug that he is"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda shall feel the wrath of Darkseid!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No praise the little green lord."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No My show has been off the air for so long i forgot what it was about. I need direction so I will worship Yoda."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda is the lord high above everything else weeee! but may I comment that hayden christianson is the worst actor I've ever seen in the history of my l"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No this sux"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Aw, hell yeah. LET HIS TRUTH BE KNOWN, OR LET HIS DIVINE WRATH RAIN DOWN UPON THEE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO DEFY HIS OMNIPOTENT WHIMS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No [*heavy breathing8*] Join Yoda and me, and together we shall rule the universe. [*heavy breathing*]"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All hail Yoda D'Kana, the mighty Will from Grentarik!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Non-existant little green bug, non-existant big omnipotent guy, what's the difference?"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda kicks a$$"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I can eat Yoda in one bite. I've allso been killing Jedi when being a Jedi meant something, and Jedi mind tricks don't work on Hutts."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Even though Space: 1999 passed us by a few years ago, we on Moon Base Alpha are still hurtling through the galaxy and still refusing to worship Yoda!"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No wewt 4 yoda. yay 4 sh33p"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I WANT TO REVISE THE LIES TOLD IN THE NEW TESTAMENT. I AM THE SON OF YODA, AND YODA IS THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN ABOVE."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The old series was really cool but episodes 1 and 2 SUCKED!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All praise the great Yoda!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No ALL HAIL YODA!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Open the pod bay doors, HAL. I want to go outside and puke at the thought of worshiping Yoda."
