Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No To the person who says "not knowing the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek is really lame. Loser." Look who's friking talking!!! Are you a tre"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Why worship some little green guy with little green balls....SERIOUSLY....We should all go back to our normal lives instead of believing a bunch of ho"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Shut your ass up, you fundamentalist peice of crap. Yoda is more powerful than God or the Bible!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is god. Remember the saber fight with dookie? godspeed my freind...godspeed. Read Yoda's Ark and Yoda vs Goliath. Very Interesting."

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty apes!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No go Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Holy Hemorrhoids, Batman! Yoda worship is spreading through Gotham City like a diabolical disease!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No that solas"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda = Shit, plain and simple. those who worship him shall die by my fist"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I agree to worship Yoda. BTW, I think Han Solo is cool."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Doom does not stoop so low as to worship a fool like Yoda. The Fantastic Four are probably dumb enough, go ask them."

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yes Jim, but it wasn't as good a film as, "Star Trek III: The Search for Yoda""

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda won't lift his pansy Jedi light sabre to help me fight off these damn Aliens, so why the hell should I worship him?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No He is GOD!"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No BOW TO YODA (use the force)"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hot babes love guys who are into Star Wars!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Damned green-blooded Vulcan logic!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is nothing but a dried-up old Oompa Loompa! Who would worship that?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Jar Jar, you were even more annoying than my whining in Episode II, and that is not an easy accomplishment. I think I'll turn to the Dark Side and fol"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Use the Force, Luke! Use it! Use it harder! Oh yes! Yes, oh God, yes yes yes! Keep using the Force, Luke! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes . . . Uuuuuuggg"