Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is no match for my Valkyrie!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I have l337 lightsaber skills too you ungrateful creation of mine."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Lol...no thank you, sorry. I don't believe in God anyways."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YOU FOOLS. TRUE JEDI POWERS ARE IN GOD'S HANDS!!! PRAISE JESUS!!! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Also see the "make a whole movie out of Yoda fight scene" petition - http://www.petitiononline.com/yodafite/petition.html"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I worship Jabba the Hutt. He is a better diety."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Biddy Biddy Biddy. No way!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is a God, my God."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Why not? All else has failed..."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Muh wife done tol me dat Yoda wuz a puppet, but ah knows better. I done seed duh movie, so ah knows dat Yoda is reel!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Barney"Did Obiwan tell you about your father?" Anakin "I have no father." Barney "Anakin, I am your father!" Anakin "What the hell?" Banrey and Anakin"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Come on, guys! Didn't you watch "Revenge of the Sith?" I kicked Yoda's ass!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No do or do not there is no try"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Klaatu, Varada, Nik (cough) (cough) Well, I might not have said every single syllable, but I had the general idea."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No HAIL YODA"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No ?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Did you ever (when you were five, watching Empire) think Yoda could get COOLER?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hey, wait a minute... I'M the head of the Jedi Council, not Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Let us give thanks to Yoda, our God. It is right to give Him thanks and praise. Lord Yoda you take away the dark force powers of the world, have mercy"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda's lightsabre skills pwn"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Mesuh wants to be like Yodasuh!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA LIVES!!!! BOW DOWN TO LORD YODA, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'm one man who will burst my bonds and fight for freedom with my companions Ukla the Mock and Princess Ariel and my fabulous Sun Sword!"