Cut Matthew Oakley's Hair
This petition, is to get Matthew Oakley to cut his too-long hair. For too long now, his hair has been growing. This petition is also to get him to cut his new short hair - which he will get once the p... continue reading »
"CUT YOUR HAIR YOUNGIN! CUT YOUR HAIR TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER!"
"You would make a great ogre if you cut your hair"
"We were borrrrn to be wiild -But not with a haircut like that!"
"It's Wednesday."
"I just want attention..."
"I don't wanan have hair like Matt's had lately"
"CUT IT!! GNARH!"
"Hey Matt, don't make it bad, Take a sad cut, and make it better"
"your hair is not Worhty of Schwartzkoph products - you cut, we give you product"
"I agree with Elton darling, We need to snip snip snip and those luscious gold locks.. O sorry I seem to have wet myself... But not with urine"
"And the lights, all went out in Matt's computer - or they will if you don't cut your hair - WE HAVE TRAINED GOONS!"
"YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS!!!!"
"Cut your hair otherwise you cannot date my daughter!"
"Whooooo are you? Who who? Who who? No seriously, we can't see your face for the hair. Who ARE you?"
"Your ass is hot. Your hair is not. I should know I stare at it each night, I hope I haven't given you a fright!"
"If you do not cut your hair, you will spontaniously combust within the next 0.000005 hours"
"Cut your god damn hair. NOW!"
"Cut your god damn hair. NOW!"
"Start spreading the news, Matt's cutting today...."
"Do it or die!"
"Snip snip."
"this is weird"
"Cut your hair otherwise I shall impale you with cookies!"
"I am THE Subserviant Chicken. Visit me at www.subserviantchicken.com"
"Your hair is a disgrace to fashion."
