Cut Matthew Oakley's Hair
This petition, is to get Matthew Oakley to cut his too-long hair. For too long now, his hair has been growing. This petition is also to get him to cut his new short hair - which he will get once the p... continue reading »
"Master Matt must not keep his hair that long"
"I support this petition"
"You cut your hair- Bad vibes from hair"
"Muahahahahahaha. Muahahahahahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Cause obviously, he needs a new cut. How can he win, when his fringe is dragging him in?"
"I'm a slaave for you if you cut your hair!"
"Cut the hair, leave the hair. Doesn't bother me. Just keep eating."
"I support this petition"
"Hey, You gotta cut it! I wanna be the long-haired porn star in this house"
"Every lock you gave, Every cut you have. I'll be watching you"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Cut your hair or I'll poke you with my pitchfork."
"We are theleaders of the CRC (commanding rebellious cult) And we will take over the world one depressed loser at a time! And as your leaders - You shall cut!"
"Cut your &*^$%#*^$ hair you (*^(*&# (*^*. Cos if you don't I'll *(&^)*&^ rip your ^%#%^* head off."
"You'll Go if Yo cut your hair"
"I believe that Matthew's hair is too long!"
"Do your hair like mine!"
"Buy squishy and get free out-of-date 70s style haircut for $100"
"If you don't cut your hair Ally's coming back to me."
"CUT YOUR HAIR!!!"
"CUT ... DEFINITLY XD"
"Before my body started de-composing, I was a babe magnet - You will be too if you cut your hair - You could have any girl you wanted"
"I'll cut your hair for you/"
"I support this petition"
