Cut Matthew Oakley's Hair
This petition, is to get Matthew Oakley to cut his too-long hair. For too long now, his hair has been growing. This petition is also to get him to cut his new short hair - which he will get once the p... continue reading »
"Sweetheart you'll look great if you cut those locks!"
"MooOoOOoOO"
"*Waves arms around like a hippy* Even with all this weed in me I can still see you need a haircut"
"there are things growing in there!"
"God does not agree with your hair - He says you stole Jesus' trademark. Please cut it immediately or you will get hurt."
"Hi, I'm Neil. I'm a hippie."
"Cut your hair and you'll have free paddle pops.. yes.. free.. PADDLEPOPS..."
"I drown puppies."
"Heads look good withoud hair. I'd know."
"You got a toe? I'll cut your hair in exchange for the toe..."
"I dunno XD"
"CUT CUT CUT!!!!"
"Cut your hair, or the plastic cutlery, evil fruits, garden gnomes, pot plants and *shudders* goose berries will come with us to get you"
"YOU'RE A MONSTER"
"Maybe I'm amazed at the way you need to cut me - from your hair"
"We all live in a hair cut machine, a hair cut machine, a hair cut machine"
"Dude. the Hair is NOT COOL! NOT COOL I TELL YOU!"
"Aiye Carumba! Cut it man!"
"Now dearie, I'll knit you a nice new jumper if you cut that hair of yours. The entire family thinks you could pass as a girl lovey."
"Lo bob. Cut the fro"
"Thou shalt not let thy hair grow."
"Somebody told me, you had a girlfriend, that thought you needed a haircut"
"go away"
"Cut cut cut, snippy the mop top away."
"I'd love you as much as Sonic if you cut your hair"
