Elf Porn Day Petition

A National Elf Porn Day for Canada and the United States of America. continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000

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All Signatures (550 total)

376.

James Leighh 29 July 2005

"AYOOOOAH!!!!!!"

377.

Lol Kline 28 July 2005

"youranidiot elves are hot."

378.

Supernorn May 24 July 2005

"Dear 324. susume.. Please refrain from accessing the internet or even waking up in the morning until you Acquire a sense of humour. You can easily obtain one by not posting emo rants on petitions like this one, and instead getting some friends or watching"

379.

Asshat Hanna 6 July 2005

"asshat"

380.

Martin Lutherkingj 6 July 2005

"I have a dream! Where the holiday in my honor is replaced with Elf Porn Day!"

381.

Rick R 5 July 2005

"Love that elf porn"

382.

Duck Santiago 16 June 2005

"Hell yeh! lolol"

383.

Jake 4 June 2005

"I'm spanking my monkey just thinking about Elf Porn."

384.

Strider Rollins 23 May 2005

"Arwen is hot!"

385.

Rupert Dalton 15 May 2005

"Hell yeah!!!"

386.

David P 15 May 2005

"ELF PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

387.

Mamaw Zuniga 8 May 2005

"Elf porn is hot"

388.

Merrows Ryan 3 May 2005

"Yes, yes, yes, the world needs more elfporn!"

389.

James Edgarh 3 May 2005

"yes."

390.

Jv Robles 19 April 2005

"cool"

391.

Cortney C 9 April 2005

"LOOSE NAKED ELF CHICKS FOR EVERYONE!"

392.

Bozman Salazar 1 April 2005

"Man, I can't get enough of my elf porn."

393.

Chris B 29 March 2005

"It's about time!"

394.

Sdf Rivera 23 March 2005

"cdf"

395.

Jacob N 9 March 2005

"В"

396.

Hellocke Nelson 3 March 2005

"OMG I LUV BOZZIE OLOLO"

397.

Notnotspook Allison 7 February 2005

"hey notspook whats goin on"

398.

Omega Tw 5 February 2005

"Are we talking, like, the really hot elves from D&D or Santa's Elves?"

399.

Tracy W 17 January 2005

"I love Elf and Migget porn"

400.

Clare D 16 January 2005

"This is completley necessary and will make the world a better place"

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