Elf Porn Day Petition
A National Elf Porn Day for Canada and the United States of America. continue reading »
"i love you"
"elf porn...oh yeah."
"good"
"i f**in love th little guys, im up for that!"
"I cream for elf porn"
"Elf Porn W00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"orlando bloom will be official spokesman....thaat damn elf looking sissy man.. =P"
"i like this site"
"I love those pointy things and I dont mean the ears."
"Elf Porn Day would be my favorite holiday."
"!"
"This would be a truly beautiful thing. Especially if there can also be Hobbits involved."
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"No, I'm not signing this crap about Elf Porn"
"I AM NOT SPOOK.. GOD DAMNIT"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"The world needs more elf porn"
"With trembling hands I click the mouse button at the mere thought of elven orgasmic delights throughout the nation. Damn RIGHT!! Count me ~ IN ~"
"oh yes..baby"
"im jesus christ"