Fuck The Oven Mitt

We, The Undersigned, believe that the Arby's mascot, Oven Mitt is evil and all use of said mascot should cease immediately. The idea of an amorphous, living, breathing oven mitt, while at first bland... continue reading »

100 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (100 total)
1.
Pillsbury Doughb 19 November 2015

"I like it when the Oven Mitt fondles me!"

2.
Kim S 17 November 2015
3.
Once Hegetshispeopledistributedtoeveryhouseholditwillbetool 16 November 2015

"Wait, there IS an Oven Mitt in just about every household! AAAAA!!! BE AFRAID!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!"

4.
Bruce V 12 November 2015

"That mitt is horrible."

5.
Jt Andl 4 November 2015

"You suck balls"

6.
Duniel S 23 October 2015

"Mista Miagi and me have solemly sweared to comb every nook and cranny until our life long duty has been completed: Successfully eliminating oven mitt! he has mind bending powers leaving viewers unable to change the channel. Watch out Arbys, mister miagi i"

7.
Aimee Landry 5 October 2015

"I totally agree! Fire the oven mitt! Tom Arnold is capable of so much better than those sad pathetic commercials. I shall never eat Arby's again. Every time I see their sandwiches I think of a talking oven mitt. That makes me scared and not hungry anymore"

8.
Corryn S 30 September 2015

"I hate that F$@#ing thing"

9.
Tom F 19 September 2015

"The oven mitt must be DESTROYED!"

10.
Emi Bradshaw 19 September 2015

"The oven mitt blows chunks and needs to burn."

11.
Me Blankenship 13 September 2015

"boycott Arby's eat at McDonalds"

12.
Brandi Delacruz 11 September 2015

"I hate Oven Mitt!"

13.
Nathan A 8 September 2015

"I AGREE"

14.
Lynx Park 27 August 2015
15.
Rick D 10 August 2015

"I hate that mitt"

16.
Maren Payne 25 July 2015
17.
Kill Theheathenm 19 July 2015

"Anything, be it Mitt or Man, that likes a hand shoved up it's ass IS evil!!"

18.
Tim H 16 July 2015

"Lamest mascot ever"

19.
Raspler Golden 7 July 2015

"I know I shouldn't sign this, but I think Oven Mitt is so cute! With the commercial about him not having a nose, how could you NOT love this creature? Evil? Nah...however, I do agree about the voice of Tom Arnold being annoying. Tom Arnold sounds very ped"

20.
Blargy Blargthep 2 July 2015

"YO YO YO, THE OVEN MITT ROX MY SOX!!!!!!!!!"

21.
Bride Ofb 25 June 2015

"DIE MITT! You shall burn in the fires of hell! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE "

22.
Alex Garza 19 June 2015
23.
Joe T 13 June 2015

"Damn that oven mitt! he shall burn!"

24.
Pineapple K 14 May 2015

"In exchange for control over the earth planet, I will start a war with the Oven Mitt beast and will not rest until it is destroyed."

25.
A Gayerg 11 May 2015

"F**** that evil mitt and F*** pepl who put $s instead of 4s"

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