Fuck The Oven Mitt
We, The Undersigned, believe that the Arby's mascot, Oven Mitt is evil and all use of said mascot should cease immediately. The idea of an amorphous, living, breathing oven mitt, while at first bland... continue reading »
"The Arbys glove is a discrase to all cartoon gloves. BURN IT! BURN IT IN THE OVEN!"
"Omg did you all know the Oven Mitt is really good for giving handjobs =)"
"Its worse than clowns."
"I'd like to put my hand up in that mitt. I'd tear it up."
"Ovan Mitt's resemblence to Michigan is pure Coincidence. We have nothing to do with that Ass-clown."
"Some guy named muckraker told me to sign this."
"the mitt had it coming."
"Come on people, its a mascot..get lives,and this is not a signature by the way"
"Get rid of the oven mitt. It's the most stupidest idea Arby's has for a mascot. Arby's should have no mascot."
"dooooo it."
"i hate the oven mitt!! ahh ahh ahh"
"Death to the Oven Mitt!!!"
"The Mitt is Satan"
"although I am not in the country at this time, I will stand by my poor fellow people who have been subjected to this oven mitt and who have suffered greatly"
"As a proud Polock,I remember stories of evil and tyrany told by my grandfather in my childhood.They were of a nameless,faceless evil witch stormed over our mother land of Poland when he was a child.My grandfather remembers seeing his countrymen slane with"
"Oh yea baby! DO ME NOW!"
"FU.CK THAT PIECE OF SHlT OVEN MITT!!!"
"I echo these sentiments, yet feel that somehow Tom Arnold should be held equally responsible, if it weren't for his constantly failing career and thus his lust for endorsement deal money to support his fried chicken and tacky tropical shirt lifestyle the "
"Tom Arnold makes Baby Jesus cry... like when I touch myself at night"
"I despise Oven Mitt. You have no idea how much torment he has caused me as an employee of Arby's. My entire family calls me Oven Mitt now... and it will stick with me my entoire life. Oven Mitt should be banned from the face of the earth."
"The Mitt is a pervert."