Fuck The Oven Mitt

We, The Undersigned, believe that the Arby's mascot, Oven Mitt is evil and all use of said mascot should cease immediately. The idea of an amorphous, living, breathing oven mitt, while at first bland... continue reading »

100 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (100 total)
26.
Mickey Mousesleftg 22 March 2015

"The Arbys glove is a discrase to all cartoon gloves. BURN IT! BURN IT IN THE OVEN!"

27.
Ip F 16 March 2015

"Omg did you all know the Oven Mitt is really good for giving handjobs =)"

28.
Terry O 7 March 2015
29.
Benton Chavez 28 February 2015

"Its worse than clowns."

30.
Kobe Dennis 23 February 2015

"I'd like to put my hand up in that mitt. I'd tear it up."

31.
Brian Patterson 10 February 2015

"Ovan Mitt's resemblence to Michigan is pure Coincidence. We have nothing to do with that Ass-clown."

32.
Yeah Johnston 30 January 2015

"Some guy named muckraker told me to sign this."

33.
Simmarin Lm 25 January 2015

"the mitt had it coming."

34.
Get L 30 December 2014

"Come on people, its a mascot..get lives,and this is not a signature by the way"

35.
Matt J 29 December 2014

"Get rid of the oven mitt. It's the most stupidest idea Arby's has for a mascot. Arby's should have no mascot."

36.
Robert N 22 December 2014

"dooooo it."

37.
Lily Barr 17 December 2014

"i hate the oven mitt!! ahh ahh ahh"

38.
Chuck C 16 December 2014

"Death to the Oven Mitt!!!"

39.
Death Tothem 17 November 2014

"The Mitt is Satan"

40.
Nikki G 14 November 2014

"although I am not in the country at this time, I will stand by my poor fellow people who have been subjected to this oven mitt and who have suffered greatly"

41.
Dan M 9 November 2014
42.
Ryan L 17 October 2014
43.
Burl Hammj 15 October 2014

"As a proud Polock,I remember stories of evil and tyrany told by my grandfather in my childhood.They were of a nameless,faceless evil witch stormed over our mother land of Poland when he was a child.My grandfather remembers seeing his countrymen slane with"

44.
The Greatsignerofp 7 October 2014

"Oh yea baby! DO ME NOW!"

45.
David D 1 October 2014
46.
Fuck Them 20 September 2014

"FU.CK THAT PIECE OF SHlT OVEN MITT!!!"

47.
Joe G 19 September 2014

"I echo these sentiments, yet feel that somehow Tom Arnold should be held equally responsible, if it weren't for his constantly failing career and thus his lust for endorsement deal money to support his fried chicken and tacky tropical shirt lifestyle the "

48.
Dario D 2 September 2014

"Tom Arnold makes Baby Jesus cry... like when I touch myself at night"

49.
Brittany Goodwin 7 August 2014

"I despise Oven Mitt. You have no idea how much torment he has caused me as an employee of Arby's. My entire family calls me Oven Mitt now... and it will stick with me my entoire life. Oven Mitt should be banned from the face of the earth."

50.
Me Heath 5 August 2014

"The Mitt is a pervert."

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