Fuck The Oven Mitt
We, The Undersigned, believe that the Arby's mascot, Oven Mitt is evil and all use of said mascot should cease immediately. The idea of an amorphous, living, breathing oven mitt, while at first bland... continue reading »
"away with the oven mitt"
"YEAH!!"
"lol..."
"i like chicken, no"
"OVEN MIT?"
"Oven Mitt is a renegade Illuminatus! He has balked at the highest Masonic directives and has co-opted a branch of our global sphere of influence! His diabolical plan is to promote domestic apathy by attacking culinary fortitude through negative role model"
"I got axe for j00! Say hello to my li'l friend!"
"I hate the arby's oven mitt, and the surround sound of carls jr tv ads"
"The Arby's oven mitt is taking away my limelight. Kill the anitchrist now!"
"STOP THE OVEN MITT IT WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. IT SLAUGHTERED MY WHOLE FAMILY!!!! NOW ITS COMING $ ME RUN $ YOUR lIVES!!!"
"EVIL EVIL EVIL HE KILLED ME!!!!!!"
"Arby's has the worst food in the world. I think they shoud deep-fry the oven mitt and end his pitiful little life!!!!"
"NO mitt pinches my ass and lives to tell. KILL THE MITT!!!"
""This is my new trainer LAAARS".... GAY.. working at fast food places ISN'T fun OR funny, Lars is making 6.50 an hour, 7 if lucky, so i guess that makes LARS either a High School student, poor college student, or an unhappy individual living in a crappy h"
"i hate you oven mitt"
"like i signed elsewhere: there's a difference between getting your name out and irritating the hell out of (once-) potential customers."
"Don't you see?!!?!?!? You think he's cute, complaining about his lack of human features...you're playing RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS......Uhm...MITT!!!!!! I rejoice in his pain and horror as he is reminded of the freakish demon he truly is! Also, I do have a lif"
"I hate the oven mitt!"
"We want to use the mitt as our dream catcher."
"KILL KILL KILL DE OVEN MITT!"
"The Oven Mitt is the Illegitimate Offspring of Michael Jackson's Glove and an Unspecified Llama (#2112-666). It was originally spawned to act as a donor for Michael's nose (which is why it doesn't have one!) and was donated to the Illuminati for behaviora"
