Fuck The Oven Mitt

"Oven Mitt is the Anti Christ! die!"

"Who ever thought it was a good idea?"

"What the hell kinda of mascot is an oven mitt anyways!! Shouldn't it be a big hat or something?? Maybe that makes too much sense for the likes of Arby's..."

"HOley moley!!!1"

"The second I saw that thing, I knew I would have to see it destroyed, removing it from tv just isn't enough..."

"And stop killing innocent kangaroos!"

"The Mitt is EVIL!"

"The oven mitt is the child of Satan! I can hear the crowds chanting when Mitt takes over the world..."Heil Mittler! Heil Mittler!" We must prevent this horror from rising to this height of power! WHO'S WITH ME???!!! Death to the mitt!"

"Do not let this evil further itself!"

"Seriously. No really, seriously."

"Oven Mitt is an inspirational American Icon who should be treasured by future generations! Hail Oven Mitt!!!!!"

"The oven mitt must die a horrible death, involving several moths and a flamethrower! Down with the mitt! We must fight this plauge as it infects our humble society! The oven mitt and its wretched image must be destroyed hastily!"

"Hells yeah."

"I hate that oven mitt. Everytime I see the commercial where he says, "Will it ever End!!?", I'm thinking the same thing in regards to those commercials."

"the agency that created the oven mitt is to blame, i'm certain that they thought it would be funny to give america a really crappy character to sell their crappy food... but i'm not laughing, i am boycotting and so should you. if sales decrease rapidly, o"

"Oven Mitt must die. Now."

"YEAH! Screw the mitt!"

"The oven mitt gives me nightmares. I can't sleep anymore...mitt will eat me."