Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times
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"Naked Gophers should be locked away for indecent exposure. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Well, they need to wear -something- and it's probably easier to make them wear hats than pants."
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"We need more petitions like this! Hell yeah and beavers too! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Man, if gophers didn't wear hats then they'd get sunburnt when they look to see if winter is over, and will be afraid to come out. And winter would nev"
"What is this about? LoL Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? CoZ TraZ said so!"
"I believe they should wear hats for the ridocule factor, but then, they live underground, they wouldn't need hats. ROFL! No I'm not a gullible fool. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Undecided"
"i always put a hat on my gopher Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? better safe than sorry"
"f'ckin right Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? i am worried about the hat distribution though. will the gophers be required to purchase their own hats or will this be a regulated process? if it is regulated, will the gophers have any options? or "
"God Bless America Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Wha a foolish question! Think of all the lives that will be saved!"
"I wear a hat at all times Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I feel it make me look handsome and i think all my dear gopher friend should wear hats, too"
"I agree that gophers should wear hats at all times, especially white ones :-) Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I believe that all White Gophers should be forced to wear hats as part of their required attire :-)"
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"An Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Asswipe"
"It's obvious that they need hats. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because they are golphers... and they should have hats on."
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"Damn Gophers. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I think that gophers have gone without hats for too long. I remember when I was a young lad, and gophers wouldn't wear hats when they should've. I thought to my self on that day " These gophers shou"
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"[GSF] for life. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Without hats they look to much like Woodchucks."
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"Vive la rйvolution! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? And spats too! The gophers should wear spats and little top hats."
"YESSS Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? BECAUSE THEY NEED THEM."
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"Down with bare gopheric heads! Up with people! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It's just common sense. Besides, they might catch a cold out there!"
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"Imagine...if you will: a world with fewer hat sales. According to a very reliable source of mine, hats are the meaning of life, and without hats we would have naught but chaos! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Hat sales are up, but user ratios a"
