Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

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450 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (450 total)
401.
Matt W 31 May 2004

"I support this petition"

402.
David W 15 May 2004

"I support this petition"

403.
Captain C 1 May 2004

"I think there's a Joe Cocker song about this..."

404.
God Browning 27 April 2004

"Crap. I should've gone over the details in that seventh day. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It would be unnatural if they didn't."

405.
Dan Boone 15 April 2004

"ha ha ha Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? i agree 100% with david! you all are extremelly wierd people"

406.
Rawr Wallace 15 April 2004

"rawr Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? rawr"

407.
Vasc Isaf 8 April 2004

"Asc is a hoe you got Banned biiitch! ha ha ha"

408.
Cody T 4 April 2004

"Yeah. They should be bright orange, or some other high visibility color as well. Sneaky little bastards. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? See Above. Or see right here. SNEAKY. LITTLE. BASTARDS."

409.
La Ranasabiathewisef 10 March 2004

"Gophers should learn better manners. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because I am the Wise Frog, and I know it is merely for their benefit. Thus I command it, and it is so."

410.
Cameron W 7 March 2004

"A Gopher in a hat... I'd bone it Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Any Gohper not wearing a hat is a SINFUL NUDIST!!1!"

411.
Jim O 28 February 2004

"Move "ZIG"! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? For great justice!"

412.
Will S 24 February 2004

"Sadly the idea of something crashing into a building, may have started = with a odd post card I mailed to the Tampa Newspapers, in July 2001 showing 7 corp chairmen @1929 era....with one man dead on the table (an enigma left out of the mayoral debate) in "

413.
Brian S 11 February 2004

"gophers are the victims Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? gophers should wear hats not only as a fasion statement but to block the harmful UV rays"

414.
David Ah 30 December 2003

"I support this petition"

415.
I Loveg 29 December 2003

"what the hell? why not? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? cuz itd be damned funny."

416.
Olivia R 4 December 2003

"Ones with tiny bells Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? So we do not see tiny receding hairlines"

417.
Aaron Braun 1 December 2003

"midgets should be in every movie Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? so should midgets!"

418.
Travis D 31 October 2003

"Gophers serve the god of dead fish.. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because the god of dead fish will be ridiculed"

419.
Adma S 19 October 2003

"WOO HOO Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? National security."

420.
Claio Miller 3 October 2003

"I support this petition"

421.
Jeffrey G 20 September 2003

"I support this petition"

422.
Bob B 7 September 2003

"hell yeah, make them gophers were panties.......mmmmm Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Cause what else holds their hethen brains in?"

423.
Ally Gutierrez 28 August 2003

"I support this petition"

424.
Nosgoth Hines 20 August 2003

"Yes, they should. But it should be a hard hat. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I believe that hard hats could save their lives if ever they wander into a consturction area.."

425.
Alex F 13 July 2003

"are there companies producing gopher size hats in adequate quantities? Something should be done to prevent hoarding of gopher-hats. Right now there's plenty of hats to go around, but if the gophers get scared and start hoarding the hats we'll have a real "

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