Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
26.
Stephanie H 10 July 2015

"I support this petition"

27.
Tommy B 9 July 2015

"I hate fat people"

28.
Leah Gross 4 July 2015

"is this wat americans do for fun make fun of people who are over weight thats not fair to them and you know wat if you hate fat people your probly anerexic freaks GO SUCK COCK and also im skinny if people wanna start calling me fat go ahead im size 2 so i"

29.
Ryan F 28 June 2015

"fat bacon on string sounds amazing for fat people!"

30.
Homer S 22 June 2015

"Andrew Roberts likes fat cock in his skinny butt."

31.
Natalie H 19 June 2015

"i LOVE to HAte Fat MEN......wOBBLE WOBBLE GIGGLE GIGGLE"

32.
Larry M 25 May 2015

"It's about time that we united for this just cause. Say yes to life. Say no to fat people."

33.
Dustin S 15 May 2015

"fat people are gross"

34.
Jig Frank 5 May 2015

"I support this petition"

35.
Beverly Griffith 1 May 2015

"this is great!!"

36.
Lakin Cantrell 23 April 2015

"fat asses"

37.
I Lovefatpeoplebecauseiwasonepetec 17 April 2015

"honestly, if someone could have helped me, i would have been happier. but now im not so fat and if this works, then good for them. unless of course youre happy with yourself which is then cool and you dont have to change."

38.
Eric York 16 April 2015

"im fat but i think the bacon thing would work"

39.
Alison Snyder 12 April 2015

"I am fat ass hole"

40.
James Vaughan 30 March 2015

"ba"

41.
Koeno Decker 18 March 2015

"I support this petition"

42.
Erin A 16 March 2015

"PUT DOWN THE BURGER!!!"

43.
Mia Levy 9 March 2015

"I can't believe you can spend so much time, making fun of other people, I would bet most of you out there have bigger problems then the fat person down the street. .... Man I hope someday you will get a life... otherwise I feel really soory for your soul."

44.
Vladimir Hoover 28 February 2015

"I support this petition"

45.
Nel C 24 February 2015

"Andrew Roberts has cum breath!"

46.
Shmitty Shmickles 17 February 2015

"i hate fat people"

47.
Nicole M 19 January 2015

"Fat ppl n33d 2 die."

48.
Glyn B 17 January 2015

"and they smell"

49.
Claire T 14 January 2015

"I support this petition"

50.
Dr A 7 January 2015

"Gloire aux minces"

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