Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
51.
Cait Sanchez 6 January 2015

"FAT PEOPLE R SOOOO ANNOYING JUST GET OFF UR ASSES AND LOSE THE POUNDS!"

52.
Lana R 4 January 2015

"Instead of bacon, make it a carrot or a slim fast bar! There are too many fat people in America, and something needs to be done about it now!!"

53.
Fagstien A 3 January 2015

"i think fat people are super ugly"

54.
Adam Horne 25 December 2014

"I support this petition"

55.
Michael S 13 November 2014

"im a spack"

56.
Justin T 2 November 2014

"God I hate fat people"

57.
Ange S 20 October 2014

"yo"

58.
Thelma T 15 October 2014

"Who you be callin' fat?"

59.
Jonathen M 1 October 2014

"toots and kleg hate fat folk!!"

60.
Adam J 13 September 2014

"fat people should have their own planet"

61.
Colton B 10 September 2014

"hg23evdhnrrfde"

62.
Big S 4 September 2014

"I'm Fat"

63.
Adam Gomez 22 August 2014

"Fat people suck and should loose wait"

64.
Justin T 17 August 2014

"I agree"

65.
Mr F 16 August 2014

"na only jokin terris not fat she da bomb an non fat"

66.
Megan H 16 August 2014

"make them fat asses lose weight!!!!"

67.
Chloe Pollard 15 August 2014

"get thin u fat b*stards!!!ur all ugly!!!!"

68.
Lena Murphy 8 August 2014

"fat people are greedy, that smell like ass... and dont like to take showers..... LOSE WEIGHT FAT ASSES!!!!"

69.
Thomas Melton 1 August 2014

"I support this petition"

70.
Mir Thek 10 July 2014

"I will PT you till you DIE!!! ....or at least shed 20 pounds"

71.
Michael Schmidt 6 July 2014

"I support this petition"

72.
Anthony Holden 30 June 2014

"MY WIFE JANA DUMAS IS THE WORST BUT I KNOCKED HER UP WHILE WEARING MY DRINKING HAT AND NOW I AM STUCK) THATS WHY I WEAR WOMENS CLOTHING AND LOOK AT PORN WHILE SHE SLEEPS) SEND HER EMAIL AND TELL HER TO DO SOMETHING) [email protected] /* */"

73.
Skinny M 18 June 2014

"fat people suck"

74.
Fatty Hester 12 June 2014

"lose weight ass"

75.
Shawn S 3 June 2014

"We need to send all overweight people to special camps, like brad nelson martin"

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