Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
76.
Jack James 31 May 2014

"fat ppl suk"

77.
Gringles Jennings 24 May 2014

"Fatties put a strain on my eyes, the NHS, and the pavement"

78.
Joyce W 1 May 2014

"I support this petition"

79.
Tony B 17 April 2014

"How About Beggin Strips Instead Of Real Bacon"

80.
Sergio J 14 April 2014

"fat girls are really ugly and nasty"

81.
Julian D 1 April 2014

"BLAH!!!!"

82.
Fadi K 28 March 2014

"i hate fat chicks, get rid of them all!!!!!!!!!!!"

83.
Josh I 23 March 2014

"fat people need to get unfat"

84.
Brina H 7 March 2014

"come on people i lost 50 pound and im 12 and so i weigh now 100 pounds"

85.
Shaun M 5 March 2014

"I support this petition"

86.
Mumma B 5 March 2014

"I support this petition"

87.
Megan D 26 February 2014

"I hate people who cant stop their big fat mouths from eating"

88.
Mandi Miranda 22 February 2014

"im not over weight but this comment about fat people and bacon is a sick indevedual who wrote it and has no consideration for others feelings. some people are not fat cuse they choose or because they eat they can have many health related issues for exampl"

89.
Zoom Z 22 February 2014

"Those fat people have to get out now. Or else."

90.
Elzibeth Walters 28 January 2014

"Iam FAT! Help me"

91.
Hdgsd Wade 23 January 2014

"sdg"

92.
Just Doi 23 January 2014

"I support this petition"

93.
Rustys M 20 January 2014

"Ooooooh, sign my son up too!"

94.
Humpty D 16 January 2014

"How about we break your spine in half so you can bend over and lick your own ass."

95.
Fatty M 6 January 2014

"YoU aRE a Dumbarse and you should be ashamed of yourself!! Fat People Are Just AS Normal As Everyone Else In The World! You deserveto be force fed bacon so u can be fat! quite frankly i am on the largeside of life, and i dont even like bacon!!!!! so i hop"

96.
Erin Cochran 25 December 2013

"#1 TOM!!!!!!"

97.
Kim Barrera 19 December 2013

"I support this petition"

98.
John G 30 November 2013

"I support this petition"

99.
Mar Stokes 28 November 2013

"I support this petition"

100.
Bacon H 24 November 2013

"finally, i have a purpose in life."

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