Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
"all I see is butt and monkey poo all day"
"They had people sitting on top of the mail boxes. Many mail boxes were shut from the inside so that mail could not be deposited. They illegally intercepted our mail (stole our mail) and email. Everywhere you went, they were: "IN YOUR FACE!!!". They swarme"
"Add laser beams to their heads for home defense against any terrorist that may attack the unsuspecting undersigned"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I LOVE MONKEYS! Anyone want a puppie?"
"I support this petition"
"Monkeys For All!!!"
"I love monkeys and I want one as a pet so bad but it is so hard to find one. I agree that they should be cheaper and easier to find."
"Secound best petition yet."
"Thank You! I have been thinking of a monkey my whole life and now it must happen or i will tweak out!"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Monkeys are cool!"
"I also need a false beak for my monkey, so that I can dress him/her up as a stork, flamingo or pigeon."
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Equal rights for monkeys, too!"
"It's fun to watch monkeys jackoff."
"I support this petition"
"MoNkeis PWN j00!"
"i see no prpblem with monkey's as pets"
"DON'T SELL ME MOMMY"
"Get me my monkey ,Bush, if not ...I'll settle for Dick Cheney In a Gorilla suit wrestling Jessie Helms in a kiddie pool full of rancid, discarded depends undergarments."
"i want a monkey!"
