Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?"
"I support this petition"
"Responsible adults should have the right to have any pet they choose. Laws should be made that protect the animals from abuse, not that prevent people from being loving owners of exotic pets."
"I support this petition"
"Me want monkey!!!"
"I love them monkeys!!"
"God dammit! I want a mokey for under 24.99!!!!!!!!"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I loove fucking with monkeys, and i would loove if any of you would like to join us. My email is: [email protected] /* */ , so come on, lets all fuck with monkeys!!"
"I support this petition"
"we gotta have monkeys, they can hold the free cheese the gov't gives us"
"I don't smoke, but I've always wanted a monkey that sat in the corner and did."
"i totally agree with you"
"I want a monkey."
"Could my monkey cure bumps disease?"
"I utterly agree"
"i saw homer simpson w/ a monkey, he wore a diaper (not homer, the monkey). so i want my monkey to wear a diaper too."
"If I buy a monkey can i mate him with my dog? I want to see a dog swing from trees."
"Everyone should be allowed to have their very own personal George W. Bush!"
"Sometimes I think I am a monkey."
"monkeys"
"I support this petition"
"I wanna monkey!!"
"very nice josh"
