Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"Isn't this how The Planet of the Apes got started?"
"OMG, yes i would like a monkey. Monkey's are cool."
"Ohhhhhhh! I love monkeys so much. I just want to hug them and hug them in fact I want to BE a monkey! Can we start a petition for that?"
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"Monkeys Rule"
"I agree wholeheartedly... I want to see MY monkey scratching his ass!"
"this suxs maybe make it a betta thing"
"Can this include lemurs? I would so like to have my very own lemur."
"In my country we eat monkeys...with our feet."
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"Let the monkeys be fruitful and multiply."
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"MONKEYS ARE SO FUNNY!"
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"George W. Bush is a monkey. OK, maybe he's a chimpanzee or a baboon, but he's still lower down on the primate scale than fully evolved human beings."
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"n/a"
"whats wrong with monkeys? They can be a lifetime friend!"
"pray for mojo"
"hey"
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"Please pass this! I really enjoy my sexual experiences with my monkeys and would love for it to be legal so we could be more open with our relationship."
"I love monkeys"
