Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
"If I get a monkey can I spank it every day?"
"I want a monkey!!"
"I know that monkeys can make burritos in the mircowave. I saw it on TV."
"i wish i had a monkey..."
"I know where to buy monkeys."
"I support this petition"
"Free the monkeys"
"monkey money is good money!"
"yes, free the monkeys man!"
"onward with monkeys"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I want to be able to pet my monkey as well."
"There is a monkey farm by my house"
"I support this petition"
"You should also be able to return your monkey to the store if you don't like him because he ate your cereal."
"Monkeys are awesome!!"
"Is there a provision for some sort of futuristic monk-bot?"
"When we applied for a patent after splicing human genes with that of a monkey we were turned down because nature had already created such a creature..they're called 'NIGGERS'!"
"I want a monkey"
"Only ask that My monkey not throw hiw shit all over the house. He should be clean and courteous"
"I like to have sex with monkeys!"
"Go the monkeys....Mine will be called...KING of the MONKEYSSSSSS"
"i love uuuuuuuu"
"I want a monkey to light my cigarette!!!!!"
