Monkeys for All!!

Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »

200 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (200 total)
101.
Marlin T 15 October 2009

"I support this petition"

102.
Matt Gonzalez 13 September 2009

"I would also like a monkey. I think that everyone should be able to have a monkey, as long as they don't have a history of monkey murders."

103.
David E 7 September 2009

"monkeys kick aSS"

104.
Ben N 31 August 2009

"im from england n i wanna own a money any idea how i can own one???"

105.
Sofia Berry 2 June 2009

"Monkeys Rule!!"

106.
Kate M 31 May 2009

"Bananas!"

107.
Michael J 24 May 2009

"Take it from me, monkeys are great , hee hee"

108.
Russell S 13 April 2009

"Does this include Spider Monkeys? Man, there is something about an 8 legged monkey that makes me wet myself with laughter."

109.
Ryan H 22 March 2009

"a monkey would definitely help me quite a bit as i am motor skill-impaired"

110.
Tim B 10 February 2009

"Viva la Monkey!"

111.
Tom P 24 January 2009

"YOU ROCK MONKEYS ARE MY FAVERITE ANIMALS"

112.
Audrey F 21 January 2009

"hope this works!"

113.
Chris N 4 December 2008

"Yay! Monkeys"

114.
National A 21 November 2008

"Haven't we been through this before with slavery?,,,www.natall.com"

115.
Mike L 20 September 2008

"THE ONLY CAUSE MORE WORTHY WOULD BE A 'MIDGETS FOR ALL' PETITION. WHAT IN LIFE IS NOT IMPROVED WHEN WE ADD MIDGETS AND/OR MONKEYS? GO MONKEYS!!!"

116.
Dave Ibarra 14 August 2008

"If Homer had a monkey, then i want a monkey."

117.
Jwsample Hayes 14 July 2008

"OOkOOK"

118.
T L 19 June 2008

"I support this petition"

119.
Isad 11 May 2008

"I support this petition"

120.
Abe S 30 April 2008

"Mmmmmm..... I can't wait to eat that monkey."

121.
Brandon D 9 April 2008

"I want to play with a monkey!!!!!"

122.
Dimples Dev 1 April 2008

"I've always wanted a money in my bed. Is there something so wrong with that?"

123.
George Wb 18 February 2008

"I like to spank my monkey when bombing other countries."

124.
Jennifer Ld 26 January 2008

"I support this petition"

125.
Clair L 12 January 2008

"cool"

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