Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"I would also like a monkey. I think that everyone should be able to have a monkey, as long as they don't have a history of monkey murders."
"monkeys kick aSS"
"im from england n i wanna own a money any idea how i can own one???"
"Monkeys Rule!!"
"Bananas!"
"Take it from me, monkeys are great , hee hee"
"Does this include Spider Monkeys? Man, there is something about an 8 legged monkey that makes me wet myself with laughter."
"a monkey would definitely help me quite a bit as i am motor skill-impaired"
"Viva la Monkey!"
"YOU ROCK MONKEYS ARE MY FAVERITE ANIMALS"
"hope this works!"
"Yay! Monkeys"
"Haven't we been through this before with slavery?,,,www.natall.com"
"THE ONLY CAUSE MORE WORTHY WOULD BE A 'MIDGETS FOR ALL' PETITION. WHAT IN LIFE IS NOT IMPROVED WHEN WE ADD MIDGETS AND/OR MONKEYS? GO MONKEYS!!!"
"If Homer had a monkey, then i want a monkey."
"OOkOOK"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Mmmmmm..... I can't wait to eat that monkey."
"I want to play with a monkey!!!!!"
"I've always wanted a money in my bed. Is there something so wrong with that?"
"I like to spank my monkey when bombing other countries."
"I support this petition"
"cool"