Put Tony Womack Out Of Our Misery
We, the undersigned baseball fans, hereby request that Anthony Darrell "Tony" Womack be immediately removed from the lineup of the New York Yankees Baseball Club of the American League, and be either... continue reading »
"Laura Ingalls hits better than you, Tony and she's been dead for 48 years (much like your bat)"
"I support this petition"
"And Red Sox fans think THEY have it bad with me at second..."
"This guy is absolutely the worst hitter in the major leagues, imo. PLEASE, I beg you, anyone but him."
"Thanks for lookin' out, peeps. See you under the bus in early October. Cook out at my house--we'll watch the Series."
"I suck too."
"He play today. He suck today. Dassit!"
"I strongly support the movement: http://aofg.blogs.com/the_airing_of_grievances/2005/06/calling_all_yan_1.html"
"I support this petition"
"i love tony womack"
"I support this petition"
"Tell Womack to stop sucking me"
"I support this petition"
"Tony and I haven't been seeing each other for weeks now. I'm through with him and he knows it."
"I am Stacey Rose, and I didnt think it was possible, but finally I found someone who blows more than me."
"He may run like Mays, but he hits like sh@#!$t"
"As a Yankees season ticket holder, I would like to thank Tony Womack for making me retroactively appreciate the greatness of Oscar Azocar and Torey Lovullo."
"Amen, Wosrt signing EVER!"
"I guess I'm not that important anymore since no one is talking about me :("
"Has he gotten 5 hits in the last month?"
"I support this petition"
"Bring me back to Yankee Stadium, and I promise to crap on Tony's head."
"I support this petition"
"For the love of Christ, please make it stop. SAYONARA, TONY!"
"Tony is teh skuc"