Put Tony Womack Out Of Our Misery
We, the undersigned baseball fans, hereby request that Anthony Darrell "Tony" Womack be immediately removed from the lineup of the New York Yankees Baseball Club of the American League, and be either... continue reading »
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"He is not a help he is a MAJOR BURDEN get him out of here!!!!!!!! Johnny Damon on the other hand would be an exellent addition the the GREATEST ballclub of all time. Tony Womack is the worst ball player of all time. He seems to be a decent person though, "
"I AM TEH HOUSE THAT WOMACK BUILT!!11!"
"But not as much as I do on large black penises"
"I got bored poking around inside Stottlemyre's bones, Jeter's sister, and Torre's ass. I decided to manifest myself in human form and call myself "Tony Womack.""
"Hey, you guys looking for a starter?"
"WOMACK SUCKS! LOL M I RITE?"
"Ive figured out a way to get rid of Womack and Brown and it wont even cost us that much!"
"So I said to Tony, "Hey Tony, how about a little hitting, you know, for the batting you second all the time, you know?" And he says to me, "Oh there won't be any offense. But on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that going fo"
"My finger smells like tuna fish **big smile**"
"dadDY sUcKs"
"I support this petition"
"Tony Womack is awful, it is unbelievable to me that he is STILL in the lineup. He continues to FAIL miserably whenever the Yankees have a chance to score. He creates a huge hole in the Yankee lineup and HE BRINGS THE TEAM DOWN"
"I could play left-field too..."
"he doesn't fit what is he there for shoulda got beltran when you had the chance,well shoulda woulda coulda."
"dont let him leave...yanks suck fat cock let him stay and blow the season w/ the rest of the beat offs"
"Whoever pretended to be me can bite me and so can Tony Womack"
"He's better than my mom...in the kitchen."
"Hey, he didn't suck for St. Louis. You must be doing something wrong. :)"
"You guys better stop picking on my girlfriend, or else I'll start hitting .205 again. Signed, Jason Giambi"
"If I ever see him batting second again, or anywhere for that matter, I may just have to take him out of the lineup myself."
"The worst player in Yankee history"
"Please. Please. Please. Please."
"Thanks for the job, pal! PS You suck!"
"for the sake of my sanity"