Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard

From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
1.
Jim N 27 November 2015

"В"

2.
Chris S 21 November 2015

"Go check out the official Shave Kyle Orton website: www.shavekyleorton.blogspot.com"

3.
Chase Avery 16 November 2015

"Shave it and give it to the homeless for clothing."

4.
Rogo Espinoza 6 November 2015

"I don't know if it will help your looks, but its a step in the right direction"

5.
Kelby Jp 2 November 2015

"I support this petition"

6.
John C 11 October 2015

"You need to shave and then let Grossman get on the field"

7.
You Allp 22 September 2015

"too much for your housing and food!"

8.
Donovan M 16 September 2015

"Don't listen to these fools. Embrace the neck beard. It helps prevent Chunky soup burns and makes a nice cushion for your chinstrap!"

9.
Josh B 13 September 2015

"I support this petition"

10.
Kyle Ortonsm 3 September 2015

"I wish I never gave birth to you"

11.
Patrick P 29 July 2015

"Comb those bangs back too. You look like a 9 year old."

12.
Brian W 2 July 2015

"Shave it off and look like the starter you should be."

13.
Matt K 21 May 2015

"For christ sakes, get rid of that rat on your face"

14.
Dustin R 7 May 2015

"I support this petition"

15.
Chase Bankparkr 4 May 2015

"Neck Beard - Griese 08'"

16.
Paul Owens 19 April 2015

"I support this petition"

17.
Beebo Watkins 13 April 2015

"I support this petition"

18.
Steven B 23 March 2015

"shave ur beard!"

19.
Alex T 4 March 2015

"Please shave it before your start this weekend."

20.
Bryan F 28 February 2015

"I support this petition"

21.
Rex G 17 February 2015

"You have an awful beard and you suck at life"

22.
Brett F 16 February 2015

"Duse, leave him alone, his beard is charismatic. Wish I had one. But then I would suck as much as he does. GO PACKERS!!!"

23.
Packers S 6 February 2015

"Orton is Ugly"

24.
Guy Whowrotethebleftwichc 2 February 2015

"I suck and I am retarded too!"

25.
Chuck N 20 January 2015

"Chuck Norris is gonna have to do something about this beard situation"

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