Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard

From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
376.
David B 20 April 2001

"Come Kyle i'm tryin to get ur beard wet work ur clit cum girl"

377.
Jayson M 18 April 2001

"I support this petition"

378.
Kamran R 16 March 2001

"hey kyle, call me up, ill show you how to grow a real beard."

379.
Lovie S 12 February 2001

"We like Kyle Orton. He is a good football player. He is our quarterback right now."

380.
Sean M 16 January 2001

"Dude....just.. dude"

381.
Blaine Myers 13 January 2001

"I support this petition"

382.
Shawn Davies 5 January 2001

"I REALLY dont freakin care if he shaves it or not"

383.
Milli Andd 15 November 2000

"Go for the Jake Plummer Pornstache!"

384.
Rob Cisneros 10 November 2000

"HAHAHA VERY TRUE"

385.
Kyle P 24 October 2000

"shave and retire be otch"

386.
Erik E 22 October 2000

"SHAVE IT NOW BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL!"

387.
Javier V 18 October 2000

"Shave IT!"

388.
David B 8 October 2000

"BEARS SUCK, and so does KYle Orton. he should shave it cuz he might be winning with it, BUT HE SUX. GO PACKERS"

389.
Vijay Campos 2 October 2000

"Shave that Chit"

390.
Derek H 4 September 2000

"I support this petition"

391.
Steve L 8 August 2000

"Until you start performing better...look professional!!!"

392.
Jim Bullock 18 July 2000

"Kyle Orton sucks"

393.
Jesse B 20 June 2000

"He still will suck without the beard!"

394.
Jb Norman 14 May 2000

"I support this petition"

395.
Brad Reid 1 May 2000

"Kyle the only bear that would look good with facial hair is Chris Harris: Chris Harris if you see this you should def grow out one of those beard deals that goes up to a moustache. You'd look bad ass."

396.
Katie M 23 March 2000

"please for the good of Da Bears, shave already"

397.
Sahrish Flowers 11 March 2000

"shave it off!"

398.
David P 4 March 2000

"Dear Kyle, keep kicking a*# like you did against the Colts, We are glad to have you as our QB... Oh yeah, & shave the neckbeard:-) !!!! Grossman Sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

399.
Matt B 25 February 2000

"That is the ugliest beard I have ever seen!"

400.
Joel Choi 19 February 2000

"I support this petition"

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