Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"Looks like a 70's porn star"
"I love lamp!"
"keepin it real, while keepin it shaved"
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"PLEASE !!!!!"
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"I support this petition"
"He's no Jake Plummer"
"I didn't know NFL players are hitting puberty! HAHA! GO BEARS!"
"As a life-long Bear fan, Kyle's neck beard has got to be the uglyiest thing I have ever seen. PLEASE SHAVE IT OFF."
"I support this petition"
"FOR GOD'S SAKE, Kyle...do NOT shave. It is like Samson's hair...it gives the team power. If you shave, you guys might actually realize you're the putrid Bears and start playing like the 3-13 team you really are!!!!!!!! WHITE SOX 2006 WS CHAMPS!!!!!!"
"I love your beard... it tickles me... i also love styx"
"The neck beard ranks with whistly celtic crap music"
"I support this petition"
"keep rockin the neck beard its the key to victory im rockin a pretty sweet neckbeard myself. kyle orton + neckbeard = GREATEST COMBINATION KNOWN TO MAN how do you spell perfect? NECKBEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Shave the beard"
"I support this petition"
"shave da neckbeard"
"It's not "super hot"."
"Maybe the beard is affecting his ability to pass the ball. Shave the beard for next Sunday, and, if that doesn't work, get ready to move to the bench for Grossman or even (can't beliieve I am saying this) make room for Jeff "Leon" Blake."
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"Shave it dude, get a short haircut too."
"I support this petition"
