Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard

From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
51.
Byron L 25 October 2013

"I was wondering your guys thoughts on moving Josh Scoobe to back up tight end for the jacksonville jaguars. Whenever scoobee kicks he gets beet bosiers and if a player is ever tired he is the best backup whether its left tackle, center, tight end, punter,"

52.
Sargon H 24 September 2013

"We don't do "beards" in Chicago; do a mustache or don't do anything at all! Da' Bears!"

53.
Keith L 12 September 2013

"В"

54.
Mick D 28 August 2013

"u are one of the ugliest human beings on earth"

55.
J B 27 August 2013

"Shave, damn it!"

56.
Liam L 16 August 2013

"I support this petition"

57.
Scott K 2 August 2013

"I support this petition"

58.
Mr H 17 July 2013

"I'm better than you ORTON! U suck dick ya crazy looking omish fag."

59.
Mitchell M 15 July 2013

"The neckbeard needs to go! BEAR DOWN!"

60.
Josh W 8 July 2013

"I love that you are winning, but for the love of God, SHAVE IT!!!"

61.
Andy Bean 6 July 2013

"Please shave it."

62.
Megan Mcmahon 28 May 2013

"Kyle- please shave your beard of totally and completely!! It may be this supersticious thing but please please shave it off. The first day I saw you with it I didn't even think it was you. You look so much better with out it!! One more point the whole bea"

63.
Megan Mccarthy 8 May 2013

"Put Kyle Back in!!!!!! We took kyle out just so Rex can get hurt against the Packer's just like a season ago. O ya that makes great sence. Put the Rookie back in!! We saw what Rex can do, he can score a touchdown here and there than get picked off. I say "

64.
Terry Buck 12 April 2013

"В"

65.
One Angrys 5 April 2013

"Took him 8 weeks to grow it. Who cares.....GO VIKINGS!!!!!"

66.
Dan B 2 March 2013

"I support this petition"

67.
Lovie S 7 February 2013

"Hello Kyle It's lovie... i just wanted to tell u that i hate you whole heartedly, and rex is going to start in the playoffs regardless of if you shave your neckbeard or not."

68.
Pelle L 18 January 2013

"Even though I have been dead for over twenty years, I am still aghast at that thing on your face and neck. Shave it Kyle."

69.
Jana C 4 January 2013

"Im a seahawks fan, eh we are winning too!!!!"

70.
Fred E 20 December 2012

"В"

71.
Darrell B 4 December 2012

"Orton looks like he shaved a squirrel and taped it to his face. GO BEARS!!!"

72.
Jim C 29 November 2012

"I support this petition"

73.
Henry C 16 November 2012

"I support this petition"

74.
Marcos P 14 November 2012

"go boilers!"

75.
Get Aq 5 November 2012

"And you may go far"

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