Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"neck beard?"
"Rico you must of never seen Chris Chandler, he had no chin"
"The beard must be long and strong enough to open a bottle of beer... and not a twist-off, Sally!"
"Shave it before urlacher holds you down and shaves it for you"
"Hey Orton we's a winnin, so's dont-ya go-an shave dat- der neck beard rememba I's got's me sum gun's foooo!"
"Rex Grossman can throw interceptions, overthrow players by 20 feet, and look gay too if the coaches ask him to!!!!!"
"Bears Suck"
"holy crap, wait till you can grow a REAL beard!"
"Sorry Junior but it looks pathetic, when you grow up you can grow a real one."
"HEY ORTON DO NOT SHAVE THAT NECKBEARD, we are winning ,and hey thats all that matters, I say grow that baby out like ZZ top. Keep yer head up, GO BEARS"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"please"
"Please please please you look like a drunk half Wookie."
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Remember Cade McNown? At least that guy banged Playboy models. Shave that muff off your neck."
"I support this petition"
"is that a neckbeard or a jizzdumpster?"
"Quebec province also wants you to shave it.....POUR L'AMOUR DE DIEU!"
"blagh"
"LOL"
"For Pete's sake, man. Think of the children."
"If Anna says to cut it, then as her grandparents, we concur."
"I support this petition"
