Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"it chafes me when rubbing up against my inner thigh."
"I support this petition"
"ugh....I'm getting sick just thinking about it......Seriously, Dude...Kyle...(whatever) If you can't grow a decent beard, THEN DONT!!!!!"
"Not neckbeard, Crotchface!"
"I miss you, beardless kyle, bring some coke zero"
"Schick or Gillette, it must go!"
"SHAVE IT NOW BEFORE IT DEVELOPS FUNGUS"
"В"
"Bear-down Bear-neck"
"shave"
"your beard sucks kyle and start throwing long passes!"
"Playoffs are coming. Do it Kyle!"
"The Beard is God Awful"
"Poopy Pants"
"Kyle - Dont listen to no one man! Those guys are all fags!!! A few buds and tasty waves and say " hey bud - lets party " then you'll be kickass all over the na sayers!"
"Come on Kyle. I'm your biggest fan. For all that's sacred and good about the game, please shave it off or cover it with a winter mask. It'sembarassing man!"
"get rid of it"
"PLEASE! PLEASE! Shave that nasty thing growing on your face!!!"
"I DON,T THINK WEARING A DEAD CAT AROUND YOUR NECK IS GOING TO HELP YOU WIN GAMES."
"I support this petition"
"For superstition purposes, keep the beard, shave the neck, and grow a fumanchu if they lose"
"I support this petition"
"I feel less manly around you with the beard."
"I like the bears, but this neckbeard has to go..."
"I support this petition"
