The Next James Bond

We, the undersigned, petition Sony Pictures to hire FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to play the role of James Bond in your remake of Casino Royale.Mike Brown's acting skills are without peer. For the l... continue reading »

100 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (100 total)
1.
Brad T 31 December 2015

"Whow! What a hunk of neo-Bond! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 4,442 * 666 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I shoved a dead possum out 'o the road once. Are you French? No"

2.
Ariadne George 20 November 2015

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender I am a delicate feminine (French) flower Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I have a brain and did not vote for Bush Are you French? No"

3.
Alex M 11 November 2015

"I'm not gay, but Brownie makes my spincter tingle. He also is an 11 on the manly scale of absolute gender. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 6.5 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Caught ucky spider trapped in be"

4.
Christopher H 8 November 2015

"I support this petition"

5.
R W 29 October 2015

"Condi Rice as Money Penny and Rummy as Q, Cheney can play the Role or Dr. Evil.. oh wait wrong Picture... Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 8.8 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I was responsible for keeping 700"

6.
Raymond S 20 September 2015

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender -10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"

7.
Disgusted Instl 12 September 2015

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 8" Cut Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I supllied Bush/Cheney '04 with all their hookers'n'hooch. Are you French? No"

8.
Ann M 24 August 2015

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 5 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Anti-Bush rants and bumperstickers Are you French? No"

9.
Peter R 26 July 2015

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 69 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I've heard of FEMA(LES) Are you French? No"

10.
Jeff L 18 July 2015

"I support this petition"

11.
Scotty M 16 July 2015

"Brilliant! My gaggles will be so much easier with Brownie and Rove gone! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender The President said I'm a 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Experience? What's that? Are you French? N"

12.
Zachriel Sanders 30 May 2015

"I support this petition"

13.
Alexander S 27 May 2015

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender can it go to 11? Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"

14.
Archie G 17 May 2015

"He'll no longer be of danger to us. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Are you French? No"

15.
Im O 12 May 2015

"I think they should film it over there so we don't have to film it over here. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender If you have to ask, you aren't man enough to know Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA i can spell d-i"

16.
Robert M 23 March 2015

"Change his 007 license to (point) .007 Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender the manliest Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA golden shower donor Are you French? No"

17.
Corporal W 23 March 2015

"Perhaps G W Bush could play the monkey side-kick who frees Brown/Bond Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9 1/2 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA nil Are you French? No"

18.
Doug R 18 March 2015

"If he's working for you, he can do a LOT less damage! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 11 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Cut off a guy with a W sticker. Are you French? No"

19.
Richard D 3 March 2015

"Hire Rummy as Q. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender It's a matter of conjecture-I say 10-others......? Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Intelligence service, USN-I was the chief scout for the best bars, food and"

20.
Nancy Ind 16 February 2015

"I support this petition"

21.
Dick C 14 February 2015

"He's good in bed! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 15 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA VP USA Are you French? No"

22.
Kenneth H 11 February 2015

"I support this petition"

23.
Matt W 21 January 2015

"He's so convincing, even Bush believes he did a "great job"! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9.99998 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Bush-Cheney '04 Ohio, deputy regional sex slave Are you French? No"

24.
Nancy Horn 14 January 2015

"yo Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 25 and I'm female Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I once lied about my weight on my drivers license application. Are you French? No"

25.
Robert Eb 10 January 2015

"Here's your man! Flawless! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10+ Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Giving Middle Finger To W Signs Are you French? No"

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