The Next James Bond
We, the undersigned, petition Sony Pictures to hire FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to play the role of James Bond in your remake of Casino Royale.Mike Brown's acting skills are without peer. For the l... continue reading »
"Whow! What a hunk of neo-Bond! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 4,442 * 666 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I shoved a dead possum out 'o the road once. Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender I am a delicate feminine (French) flower Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I have a brain and did not vote for Bush Are you French? No"
"I'm not gay, but Brownie makes my spincter tingle. He also is an 11 on the manly scale of absolute gender. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 6.5 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Caught ucky spider trapped in be"
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"Condi Rice as Money Penny and Rummy as Q, Cheney can play the Role or Dr. Evil.. oh wait wrong Picture... Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 8.8 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I was responsible for keeping 700"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender -10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 8" Cut Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I supllied Bush/Cheney '04 with all their hookers'n'hooch. Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 5 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Anti-Bush rants and bumperstickers Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 69 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I've heard of FEMA(LES) Are you French? No"
"I support this petition"
"Brilliant! My gaggles will be so much easier with Brownie and Rove gone! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender The President said I'm a 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Experience? What's that? Are you French? N"
"I support this petition"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender can it go to 11? Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"
"He'll no longer be of danger to us. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Are you French? No"
"I think they should film it over there so we don't have to film it over here. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender If you have to ask, you aren't man enough to know Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA i can spell d-i"
"Change his 007 license to (point) .007 Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender the manliest Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA golden shower donor Are you French? No"
"Perhaps G W Bush could play the monkey side-kick who frees Brown/Bond Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9 1/2 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA nil Are you French? No"
"If he's working for you, he can do a LOT less damage! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 11 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Cut off a guy with a W sticker. Are you French? No"
"Hire Rummy as Q. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender It's a matter of conjecture-I say 10-others......? Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Intelligence service, USN-I was the chief scout for the best bars, food and"
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"He's good in bed! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 15 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA VP USA Are you French? No"
"I support this petition"
"He's so convincing, even Bush believes he did a "great job"! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9.99998 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Bush-Cheney '04 Ohio, deputy regional sex slave Are you French? No"
"yo Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 25 and I'm female Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I once lied about my weight on my drivers license application. Are you French? No"
"Here's your man! Flawless! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10+ Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Giving Middle Finger To W Signs Are you French? No"