The Next James Bond

We, the undersigned, petition Sony Pictures to hire FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to play the role of James Bond in your remake of Casino Royale.Mike Brown's acting skills are without peer. For the l... continue reading »

100 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (100 total)
26.
Just Passingt 8 January 2015

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 1/2 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I once stopped myself, err, a dirty frenchmen, from kicking down a W'04 sign on my neighbors lawn. Are you French? No"

27.
Chest R 13 December 2014

"I support this petition"

28.
Janet Reed 28 November 2014

"Bush will come to the premiere and say he did a heck of a job Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender medium Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Voted against him Are you French? No"

29.
Nicholas Ianm 9 November 2014

"I support this petition"

30.
Patrick R 17 October 2014

""What's the worst that could happen?" - new FEMA slogan Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 12 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I live in a Bush. Jenna. Are you French? No"

31.
Candice M 21 September 2014

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 4 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Had my vote stolen in 2000 And 2004 Are you French? No"

32.
Seth C 5 September 2014

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 out of 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA When it comes to experience, less is more. Are you French? No"

33.
Steve B 17 August 2014

"I don't remember who the villain is in "Casino Royale" but Dick Cheney is available. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9.9 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA As a child working on my uncle's ranch, I used to help"

34.
J P 30 July 2014

"the names brown,mike brown... Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender my rating is 10.5 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA i once pumped out a friends cellar.dont start quizing me punk. Are you French? No"

35.
Edgar B 29 July 2014

"Hell yes. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 11 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I drank a lot in college. Are you French? No"

36.
William K 24 July 2014

"I support this petition"

37.
Josh W 17 July 2014

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9.7 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA National Director of Faith-based Ballot Box Stuffing Are you French? No"

38.
The O 11 July 2014

"French? It's all Greek to me. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender zwolf aus zehn Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA None. But I donated blood to the Bush/Halliburton Blood Drive Are you French? No"

39.
Jr Peterson 1 July 2014

"I support this petition"

40.
Bakelite L 27 June 2014

"If Brownie, Jimmy-Jeff, or Karl turn you down, I'm available! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender twice whatever yours is Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA My imaginary friend, Edna, and I put "W" bumperstickers o"

41.
Stephen Ritah 10 June 2014

"What wonderful choices in a world gone mad! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender hetrosexual Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA absolutely none Are you French? No"

42.
Lg C 31 May 2014

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10.999 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I've heard of Arabian Horses? Are you French? No"

43.
Christopher F 30 May 2014

"I support this petition"

44.
Fred B 27 May 2014

"Can Dr Rice wear an eye patch? Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10.5 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA 0.5 Are you French? No"

45.
Wutti P 17 May 2014

"its working out quite well for them really. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Fluffer Are you French? No"

46.
Eric Cq 15 May 2014

"I support this petition"

47.
Tesla C 20 April 2014

"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Can walk and chew gum at the same time Are you French? No"

48.
Mark Castaneda 5 April 2014

"I support this petition"

49.
Franctireur Lloyd 2 April 2014

"I support this petition"

50.
Ted B 12 March 2014

"brownie=best bond ever Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender absolutely manly Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA no bush campaign work but I have a CA OCD First Aid Kit for Disaster Use Only Are you French? No"

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