The Next James Bond
We, the undersigned, petition Sony Pictures to hire FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to play the role of James Bond in your remake of Casino Royale.Mike Brown's acting skills are without peer. For the l... continue reading »
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"He could save the world one billionaire at a time Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 110%, SIR! Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA White, male, English-speaking, Christian. 'Nuff said. Are you French? No"
"No, I expect you to lie, Mr. Bush Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender Hottttt! Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I've no experience, therefore I qualify. Are you French? No"
"007 drives a Hummer now! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA yellow ribbon magnet on my car Are you French? No"
"My name is French but I have renounced my French heritage when they took the side of those who would destroy us and our culture. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 1 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I'm from the"
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"I am a covert operative for the Pure Water Project in Louisianna Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender what's a scale? I like scales; they seem to come off of me like leaves in the fall Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for "
"Simple Scotty can play Mini-Me (oops, wrong movie) Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 5-8 depending on the day of the month Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I've worked for horses' asses before Are you French? N"
"gals will coddle him Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10.78 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA phone jammer, Boston area Are you French? No"
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"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Dog grooming Are you French? No"
"Yes, yes, Condi Rice as Money Penny too. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender My partner says absolutely a 10 plus! Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA A third cousin in Ohio voted 632 times. Are you French? No"
"I would see the movie (on DVD rental). Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 of 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA 0 of 10 Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender astronomical Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA jesus speaks to me Are you French? No"
"Get them out of DC ASAP!!! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 12 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Helped NJ vote for Kucinich Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9.9 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"
"but of course I am not zee francais...viva l'America Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I used to go horseback riding... Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 15 out of 10 ( Yes, it's Cheney sized! ) Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I worked in a shoe repair shop. Good shoes make healthy feet. Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender Standing Tall! Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Florida--need I say more? Are you French? No"
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"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 11 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I distributed flyers. That should get me a regional director spot. Are you French? No"
"AGREED. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender y=x^2 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA As much as Bush has to be president Are you French? No"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 54 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"