The Next James Bond
We, the undersigned, petition Sony Pictures to hire FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to play the role of James Bond in your remake of Casino Royale.Mike Brown's acting skills are without peer. For the l... continue reading »
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"Definitely a more inspired choice than Jude Law or Clive Owen. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Subversive operative, worked secretly for Kerry just to get Bush ridden out o"
"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 7 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"
"Brownie acts better than...Our Leader Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 6 (12 if I'm drunk) Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I once dug a latrine ditch Are you French? No"
"Gannon gives great head -- hire him! Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 8.5 Are you French? No"
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"Hey, you film with the crew you've got, not with the crew you want. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 when I strut like George Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I've got billions of taxpayer money stashed whi"
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"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 7 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA В Are you French? No"
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"Failing Mike Brown, perhaps you'd consider Condoleeza Rice? Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 12.3333 Are you French? No"
"The President's Pick has no Point Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender No one big enought to rate me Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I looked, I saw, I wondered Are you French? No"
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"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 10 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA I've read Free Republic once, without throwing up. Are you French? No"
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"Dude, this Brown guy can really act. Plus, he'll pay off the producers if it'll help. Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9.67 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA Goerge and I dodged 'Nam together, and we did a coup"
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"В Your Rating on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 9.5 Your Bush campaign experience qualifying you to work for FEMA beat up a couple of fags who were handing out Kerry campaign literature Are you French? No"
